i thought about auditioning and applying to Hookup Hotshot, DogFart, Evil Angel, and Fake Taxi. but instead i became a factory worker

i love teasing and embarrassing my 6'6 friend. i'm 4'11. when we're giving each other hugs my chin is slightly below his belly button and i'll jokingly say how i wouldn't even have to lean down that much to suck him. he gets so red in the face and so flustered. i usually say it between our cars in a parking lot while hugging him goodbye after shopping