"The hat sorted me into Slytherin because he thought I had parseltongue potential. In my seven years at Hogwarts, I never really learned to "speak" to snakes, but I tamed dozens of large ones. This Hufflepuff gurl was always begging me to play with her snake until it spit in my face. My biggest accomplishment was taming Hagrid's monster anaconda. My jaw was sore for weeks..."
"After our IT guy shared my recently hired engineers browsing history with me, I decided to invite him over to my house to hear his side of the story instead of firing him immediately. He showed up in a nice suit with a very masculine, short hair style. After more than a few seltzers, I proceeded to pull up his browsing history and mirror it on my large screen TV so he could clearly see his sissy and femboy favorites. After he calmed down a little and stopped begging me not to fire him, I led him to my spare bedroom where I had a nice brunette wig and cute little pink outfit laid out. I wasn't sure he got the hint until he turned around and saw my 8 inch cock I just pulled out of my pants."
"I promissed her I'd do anything she wanted to her if she let me film her cleaning out my fleshlight first. I conveniently forgot to tell her that I had cum in it ~20 times since the last time it was cleaned while looking at the pics she sent me over the last week."
"Can anyone help me with how this genre or fetish is typically labelled? She could clearly be a young, professional man in a nice suit by day. Maybe co-workers think he's slightly effeminate. But then become a cute cu-slut by night with a wig, make-up, and some cheap lingerie. Clearly no hormone treatments yet, since her chest is completely flat. But such a cute little, suckable clit hiding behind those pink lace panties."