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Barjardi Comments: 2,869	Commented on Jun 9, 2024 "Only a few months later, Sandra was in the clerk's office again. "The scanned flagged me this morning. It told me to go to the restroom and pee in a certain toilet. Then I got told to come here." The clerk looked at her records for a moment then smiled. "So, have you been getting along with your colleagues?" Sandra frowned slightly and said "Sure, why?" The clerk clarified "No, I mean have you been 'getting along' with one of your male colleagues? Or a boyfriend? Or a one-night stand?" Sandra angrily responded "I don't think that's any of your business!" The clerk closed her eyes for a moment then said "Before we reprogram your profile in the scanner, we want to confirm the test results verbally." At Sandra's confused look the clerk clarified "Your pregnancy test. It analyzed your pee -- you're going to have a baby!" Sandra then, in mild shock, confirmed "I took your advice and worked in the nude, and in line I got talking to a guy from another department. One thing led to another after the Christmas party ..." The clerk smiled and said "Yeah, January and February we get a lot of requests for pregnancy adjustments!""

Barjardi Comments: 2,869	Commented on Jun 9, 2024 ""Besides, don't you remember the old saying? Something old -- our dads are older than we are. Something new -- we've never fucked each other's dads before. Something borrowed -- I borrowed Libby's dad, she borrowed mine. Something blue -- you and Libby's mom haven't been all that active in the bedroom according to our dads, so their balls are pretty blue." It turns out they got a different kind of "something new" as well -- all that cum that had been building up in their dads' blue balls planted new life in the wombs of the brides-to-be!"

edgefellow Comments: 10,283	Commented on Mar 22, 2023 "Ah. Big titty girl troubles"

Lukulele Comments: 2,661	Commented on Sep 22, 2020 "We have had more family game nights actually... haven't gotten nude though."

Lukulele Comments: 2,661	Commented on Sep 15, 2020 "Or until she's scooped up by someone else fortunate enough to pass her by. Though neither of those stop her forever."

Lukulele Comments: 2,661	Commented on Sep 15, 2020 ""Oh um, that sounds good to me. In his defense though, Kevin made way more than $20 of your ass, almost all the guys in our class bought a raffle ticket."" jmu79 \| Jan 31, 2021 "So...most of the guys in the class, huh? I'll take that up with Kevin when we get home. But since you're the winner, Bob, and since you seem like a nice guy, I'll let you apply sunscreen to my back and ass for just fifty bucks more, or you can still have that open crotch shot for a hundred. What will it be?"

Fnordmeister23 Comments: 5,340	Commented on Jun 8, 2020 "Move the damn cups, Mom!" Pecos_Bill \| Jun 8, 2020 Amen

Fnordmeister23 Comments: 5,340	Commented on Jun 8, 2020 "Sure, sounds kinky."

Fnordmeister23 Comments: 5,340	Commented on Jun 8, 2020 "They usually masturbate themselves to death."

Fnordmeister23 Comments: 5,340	Commented on Jun 8, 2020 "It's the hat I'm embarrassed about, Mommy!"

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